Diario de Dani_Suave, 14 mar. 12

What did the fish say when he ran into the concrete wall? Dam.

How to enjoy a good bottle of wine: pop the cork to let it breathe. If it doesn't look like it's breathing, give it mouth to mouth.

Why don't oysters give to charity? Because they're shellfish.

Why was the broom late? Because it over swept!

Alright alright I'm done. :D

This am I found it really hard to get myself up at 5:30 when the clock was lying and telling me it was 6:30. Daylight saving my behind. Hope everyone has a good hump day!
111,0 kg Disminuído hasta ahora: 26,9 kg.    Aún para ir: 38,5 kg.    Dieta seguida: Bien.

Ver Calendario de Dieta, 14 marzo 2012:
1756 kcal Grasa: 135,99g | Prot: 95,38g | Carbh: 51,06g.   Desayuno: avocado, boiled egg, coffee, heavy cream. Almuerzo: canned chicken, bacon bleu cheese, spinach, sunflower seeds. Cena: canned green beans, Bacon (Cured, Pan-Fried, Cooked), mushrooms, fried pork chop. Pasa Bocas / Otros: Dry Roasted Pistachio Nuts (with Salt Added), Whipped Heavy Cream, unsweetened cocoa, Whipped Heavy Cream, unsweetened cocoa. más...
3311 kcal Ejercicio: Durmiendo - 8 horas, Trabajo de Escritorio - 8 horas, Descansando - 6 horas, Conduciendo - 2 horas. más...
Ganando 1,3 kg a la Semana

   Apoyo   

Comentarios 
Oh Dani, you're KILLIN' me here! Love 'em all and will be passing them around, that's for sure! Thanks for the smiles! 
14 mar. 12 por el miembro: Sandy701
Yeah, I got a good chuckle out of that. You have a great day too. :-)  
15 mar. 12 por el miembro: ShyGuy
Gahhh why were you up so early?!?! 
15 mar. 12 por el miembro: flagchic

     
 

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